This is the news Your waking edition The question of the nature of the self is still up for debate Internally as you progress Through the bathroom to the kitchen As is the question of the role of love within capitalism You have access to a variety of emotions But little innate concept of the passage of time Outsourcing same to various horological devices Incarnated in hardware and software Without time can you truly say That you have a specific self A self you come back to Or the same self at different times Sure you have memories The use of them being also Up for debate Whoever or whatever manages that side of things Is doing a fair job most of the time And there is the question of happiness Best not open that and risk Scaring it away And the question of things you ought Or ought not to do That all depending on another Facet of self At the interface with family and society So those things might or might not be immutable The question of wardrobe And whether to just go back to bed Are also awaiting A peaceful resolution At this time.